themidnitespookshow:
“ warning–known–fangirl:
“ septembriseur:
“ No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
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*WiFi goes out*
Those fucking sharks again I swear
”
fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)
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themidnitespookshow:

warning–known–fangirl:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

*WiFi goes out*
Those fucking sharks again I swear

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)

lentilswitheverything:

willietheshakes:

wickedpissahnerd:

willietheshakes:

Dogs on TV always look so stiff. Like they’re supposed to be just sitting there but you can tell that the dog is like “!!!! Am good boy!!! Am hold position!!! Am look off stage at handler!!! Hi handler!!! Ready your finest treats for the good boy!!!”

My favorite are dogs who are supposed to be fierce but are so clearly playing at it. Just dubbing in growls can’t change that butt-wiggle of “I’m doing THE THING and soon I’ll get PRAISE and play with MY TOY”

Yes. This too.

In the Lion the Witch and the Wardobe movie (the one with Tilda Swinton, not the BBC one) the wolves all have CGI tails. Because they’re actually Malamute or Huskie crosses and wouldn’t stop wagging their goddamn tails all the time because they were so excited to be playing with all these nice people on this nice set with their nice handlers just out of shot holding lots of nice sausage.

heykittygorls:

doctorwhomanrights:

pianowired:

“brown cow stunning is so annoying!!” “the sponge thing is overdone!!” sis we had to sit through like two years of “oh honey” please sit down and leave monique and monet alone

Funny how drag race stans critique black queens for this shit but not white queens and by funny i mean racist

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“ mistersaturn123:
“ a-can-of-mountain-jew:
“ dragonenby:
“ tabbitcha:
“ lemonade-cat:
“ talkearlietome:
“ cartel:
“ hotboysofficial:
“ the future is now
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are people that...

ljlyall:

thebibliosphere:

alwaysatomicconniseur:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

mistersaturn123:

a-can-of-mountain-jew:

dragonenby:

tabbitcha:

lemonade-cat:

talkearlietome:

cartel:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

are people that lazy to need this

While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti. 

These are used with people who can’t grip well: 

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This is for Parkinsons’s: 

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For people who can’t even bend their joints: 

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Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth 

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This one holds a sandwich 

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Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help. 

So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it. 

This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own.

the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users.

This is actually really nifty.

oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users

The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent.

I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius

Like yeah, a handful of people ARE that lazy.

But those are the people who use these products even though they don’t need them and thus allow the price to be lower for those who DO.

So honestly in this case good bless the lazy and those prone to gimmicks because they are invaluable to the elderly and disabled in this sense.

@thebibliosphere Look! People learning about disability and why to be kind!

The normalization of disability aids needs to be a thing precisely so they can cost less.

And if they are lazy? Who cares! Are you honestly gonna police what people can and can’t do based on how much effort it takes? Do you go into a blind rage every time you see someone use the escalator? Honest to god of something isn’t hurting people please just leave it alone.